The Legacy of the Lamp!

As you may already know, in the years before I put my name on a winery, my profession was related to the motion picture industry.

In a pursuit spanning forty years, I collaborated with many great people. Few were as rewarding to work with as the late Bob Clark.  

He was a seasoned and visionary film director, and it was at Bob’s suggestion that I undertook an unlikely project, one whose memory became the most enduring of my pre-winery career: the leg lamp made famous by the holiday film, “A Christmas Story”.

Why do I say “unlikely”? My expertise was in Special Effects, which I designed and executed for motion pictures, television and stage. Frequently these were loud and dramatic; I engineered fires, explosions, crashes and the like.  Prop-making was a little outside my usual practice, but I happily agreed to build this one for my friend. 

With a jolly demeanor and a sly smile, Bob handed me a napkin, bearing a sketch of a flamboyant light fixture. The rest is history.

A suitably proportioned young woman was hastily recruited to model for a leg mold, which was no small task, as it required immersing her entire leg, from big toe to navel, in quick-setting plaster.

From the mold, we cast a series of translucent plastic lamps.  Each had to be individually crafted to the specific requirements of a scene and uniquely, meticulously illuminated by our Director of Photography.  Accordingly, not one of the fixtures was a complete, C.S.A. anointed, 'plug-in, switch-on, and as Ralphie reminisces, 'bask in the soft glow of electric sex' lamp. 

Nonetheless, the illusion was a success. The presence of the lamp brought elements of levity, the ridiculous, fantasy and nostalgia to the film, magnified by the Director himself. Bob, as narrator, gave his own warm voice to Ralphie’s childhood memories, and made them ours.

When production wrapped, the lamps had nowhere to go. I stored them in Toronto, and for years they adorned the windows of my studio. However, the film company still owned them and when I was told to dispose of these props, I complied, leaving nothing behind.

As movies go, “A Christmas Story” was what we call “a sleeper”. It drew modestly on release, but grew in popularity year after year, to join the ranks of modern Christmas Classics.

We did not foresee this, nor did we foresee that of all the images generated by this now-iconic movie, the leg lamp would become its most-remembered, most-cherished, and most-copied Christmas symbol, launching a huge industry of luminous celebrations and decorative reproductions.  

If we had known… well, I’m certain I’m not the only one who would have rushed back to rescue those fishnet stocking-clad plastic leg lamps from a Cherry Street dumpster.

No, I do not receive any royalties, but it gives me pleasure to see how many folks today own a modern copy of our original creation.  

If you’re among them, may it light this Christmas and many more to come… and if you don’t have a leg lamp of your own, I hope that by sharing this story I’ve left you with a smile.

A very Merry Christmas to all;